And here he is…Boltbutthamma…the character I play in Bench Sumo, which as far as I’m concerned is the best sumo game out there. I’d like to promote it a bit so here is the link for anyone to investigate should they fancy doing that. http://benchsumo.sumogames.de/ My character, Butthamma (for short) is the love-child of Boltono and Miranda Behemoth, a couple of key characters in the epic Boltono fantasy adventure stories that I enjoyed writing several years ago…but I digress…Butthamma is a rather second-tier sumo wrestler who would much rather be running his pet shop (he only stocks wildebeest) than fighting on the dohyo. He is staunchly vegetarian, which has helped him achieve nothing, and unlike his father who carries a gin and tonic portable backpack distributor everywhere he goes, Butthamma is teetotal. This month he is fighting for his life in the current basho not to go down to the Bench Sumo Juryo division. He climbed his way up to the top division from the very bottom in Sandanme some years ago (I think he was possibly the first to change his shikona and have fun with that reincarnation process, and since then various other players have also successfully done the same thing) but he has had a less that illustrious residence in Makuuchi since then. His heart is elsewhere. If he goes intai after this basho he may return under a different guise as Boltwhammablamma which will undoubtedly give the Bench Sumo spreadsheets some problems!